Dear America,

Happy Tuesday

I was planning something else for today (given, if you recall, that I am knee deep in S'Linskey's Rules), but low and behold something better came in the G mail this morning; one can't plan for such occasions, and sometimes you just have to go for it, ya know...

plus, we all know the importance of a little levity and laughter...other side makes fun of us all the time...all is fair in love and war...can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em...it's the children who are caught in the middle...and always seem to be the one's who get hurt...sometimes it's just better this way...ahh the way we were...memories, like the corners of my mind....what's too painful to remember, we simply choose to forget...so sad.

So here G goes, sharing a work of brilliance that is going viral as we speak; it is by "John J. Wall" (it doesn't even matter if he's real, or not, if you know what I mean) ...enjoy.

DIVORCE AGREEMENT

American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists
and Obama supporters, et al:


We have stuck together since the late 1950's,
but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce....
I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course.

Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree
on what is right so let's just end it on friendly terms.
We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences
and go our own way.


Here is a model separation agreement:

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion.

That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can
come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy!
Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.


We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them.
You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.
Since you hate guns and war,
we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military.

You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell
(You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle
big enough to move all three of them).


We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies,Wal-Mart and Wall Street.
You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys,
hippies and illegal aliens.

We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks.
We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood ..


You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to
invade and hammer places that threaten us..
You can have the peaceniks and war protesters.
When our allies or our way of life are under assault,
we'll help provide them security.


We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.. You are welcome to Islam,
Scientology, Humanism and Shirley Maclaine.
You can also have the U.N...
but we will no longer be paying the bill.


We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars.
You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.

You can give everyone healthcare
if you can find any practicing doctors.
We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right.

We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem.
I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine,
I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing,
Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World.


We'll practice trickle down economics
and you can give trickle up poverty your best shot.
Since it often so offends you,
we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.


Would you agree to this?
If so, please pass it along to other like minded liberal
and conservative patriots and
if you do not agree, just hit delete.

In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you Answer
which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.


Sincerely,

John J. Wall
Law Student and an American


P.S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen, Barbara
Streisand, & Jane Fonda with you..

P. S. S. And we won't have to press 1 for English.


Make it a Good Day, G

In closing,
let us unite in peaceful, holy matrimony with another thing of beauty from my inbox, link to this...

thanks papa x